shelikesmagic     squidsticks

runawayrat:

squidsticks:

King James I: *builds secret tunnel connecting his room to the room of a man he calls his husband*

Historians: it’s very hard to tell what kind of relationship they would have had, let’s not look at this through a 21st century lens

Im fucking deceased

  203922   Oct 19, 2018
parple     soulofthebloodofthewolf-deactiv

rhythmviolence:

lesbianmayorpauline:

rhythmviolence:

coca cola is the second official beverage of sucking dick

what’s the first?

:)

  615   Oct 15, 2018
perks-of-being-chinese     snaacks-deactivated20200913

snaacks:

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  228429   Oct 15, 2018
thelowcal-calzonezone     estradiol

timetravelonion:

twinkby:

normalising gay relationships and combatting the homophobia and violence gay people face for being in relationships is way more important than normalising straights being friends lol

If men cant be close friends with other men because they’re afraid people will think they’re gay, the problem is homophobia

  52970   Oct 13, 2018
beautysnake     gabrieldreyfuss

ohermal:

suicunesrider:

gabrieldreyfuss:

zendaya is meechee

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sorry I just wanted to put these right with the video in a post because this is still the funniest thing I have ever seen

The zendaya is meechee video is singlehandedly oppressing the straights

  309541   Oct 3, 2018
kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd     gabrieldreyfuss

lotad:

gabrieldreyfuss:

zendaya is meechee

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  309541   Oct 2, 2018
temencmoth     meechonmarss

nefertiti-bangz:

jpnlinn:

meechonmarss:

Adam & Eve

That very faint “Why’re you still eating the apple?” 💀

“It’s the first thing on the syllabus” 🙃

  162804   Oct 2, 2018
temencmoth     pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated

yelnatszeroni:

lunaaltare:

yelnatszeroni:

yelnatszeroni:

plague doctors suiting up cuz another diseased bitch need some leeches on ha stomach

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plague doctor watching the patient croak anyways cuz them leeches n bibles verses ain’t did shit

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vee PLEASE go to sleep

medieval thot getting hired as a plague doctor cuz he could read n all his family lived until 35

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  133520   Oct 2, 2018
yo-soy-homo-deactivated20181123     bearie

nurse-peach:

sailorbrazil:

nurse-peach:

someone needs to stop drake from texting teenage girls

lets cut his hands

love that!

  12227   Oct 2, 2018
crithmum     a-fucking-velociraptor

nahiri-lithomancer:

keranos-god-of-storm-crows:

k4ll0:

dajo42:

alphaaraptor:

original post [x]

this is the happiest day of my life

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Too soon

65 million years…

  1456752   Oct 1, 2018
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